The PERi-Medics

The PERi-Medics

Offices across Australia are being invited to register for the opportunity to have their bland lunches rescued by the Nando's PERi-Medics team.

The PERi-Medics squad is an elite unit of food re-sauce-itation specialists. They are experts at reviving sandwiches, re-awakening taste buds and bringing leftovers back from a taste-induced coma.

The PERi-Medics team arrives at the selected office in an ambulance with a stretcher full of Nando's PERi-PERi sauces ready to save all afflicted lunches.

-The PERi-Medics will perform an emergency triage service, use re-sauce-itation techniques and administer Nando's PERi-PERi sauces to provide fast-acting relief,' says Tim Paton, SuPERintendent, Nando's PERi-Medics.

-We hope that our food rescue unit will relieve offices all over Australia from dull diets and flagging taste buds,' continued Tim.

-They also hope to pass on the knowledge that Nando's PERi-PERi is a quick and easy preventative measure that will immunise taste buds against severe plain in just two shakes of a bottle. It's not just a bland-aid measure, this simple antidote will protect your lunch for life,' added Tim.

The PERi-Medic team leaves behind a workplace food re-sauce-itation guide and bottles of Nando's PERi-PERi sauces to be used at the office to save future lunches.

-Even in the most extreme cases of sub-par food, Nando's Lemon and Herb can be used as a quick fix to ease minor blandness. Mild PERi-PERi can provide lasting relief for severe plain while XX Hot PERi-PERi sauce provides CPR (Complete PERi-PERi Re-sauce-itation).

All Australians are encouraged to become good Samaritans by saving their office from bland food. Registration is now open via the PERi-Medics website at Alternatively, for temporary bland relief, request an emergency dose of PERi-PERi also available from the PERi-Medics website.

-Lunchtime shouldn't be this way for millions of Australians struggling with acute taste loss,' added Tim.

-For all office workers out there who are tired of eating boring leftovers or tinned tuna for the one thousandth time, emergency relief is readily available. We will not stop until the problem is eliminated - one bland meal at a time!

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