If you find him funny he's a comedian, if you don't find him funny he's a musician, and if you don't like his music, he's a performance artist. The Bedroom Philosopher is a world-class ruffian intellectual with the skills to pay the bills and the abilities to pay his utilities. Wit-Bix is a blistering new hour of songs and diatribes immortalising everything from depressed laptops to noble mattress protectors to the thrill of cheating on your hairdresser.