And Eve said unto God, "Firstly, love the beard. But secondly, I know you said not to but I'm reeeally hungry, so…" And with that one defiant bite of the apple, she ushered in the fall of man, the concept of shame and all that is bad with the world. Apparently.
As she was excused from the garden, Eve was heard exclaiming "FFS, it was just a nibble! Calm your tits big guy."
Going to a Nikki Britton show feels like sharing a glass of vino with your best friend. Part joy bomb, part comedy princess, Nikki is a seriously gifted storyteller who will have you struggling to catch your breath as you laugh along at the trials and tribulations of her far too relatable stories.
Nikki Britton has flourished as a stand up comedian. With her sassy punchlines, bubbly persona and storytelling prowess, it's no surprise you've been seeing a lot more of Nikki lately. Nikki most recently appeared alongside Peter Helliar and Lisa McCune as fan favourite, frisky neighbour Marlo Machelski in Channel 10's How To Stay Married. You might also recognise her from her roles in Screen Australia's web series Sheila's and Stan's The Other Guy.
Nikki has also appeared on ABC's Comedy Up Late and the Comedy Channel's Just For Laughs and toured internationally with the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Roadshow.
Having studied clowning in Paris, worked as a choreographer at Disneyland and toured New Zealand as a football team's massage therapist, Nikki's life is a smorgasbord of sensational stories.
Don't miss this brand new sparkling hour of stand-up which will leave you bitten by the Britton bug. It only takes one bite.
Dates: Tue 5 – Sun 17 March
Venue: Garden of Unearthly Delights – Spare Room
Address: East Terrace, Adelaide
Tix From: $22
Dates: Thu 28 March – Sun 21 April
Time: 8.30pm Tue – Sat, 7.30pm Sun
Venue: Melbourne Town Hall – Lunch Room
Address: Cnr Swanston & Collins St
Tix from $25
Dates: Thu 9 – Sun 12 May
Time: 7pm Thu – Sat, 6pm Sun
Venue: Factory Theatre – The Factory Floor
Address: 105 Victoria Rd, Enmore, Sydney, NSW 2042
Tix From: $24
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